THREAD: worst Alien spinoff

[DeAthWaGer]

Either post real or fake Alien spinoff items that are horrible...

I'll start:

[list=]Aliens Kart Racing Videogame
Alien the musical opera on ice
Chest-burster fetish porn sites
Alien Draino Sink-Clog Remover
Alien Disco Remix Arranged Motion Picture Soundtrack
Alien the Dance
Alien snowglobes (oh... wait...)
Alien Fabrege' Eggs (that doesn't actually sound too far off...)
Alien Energy Drink
Alien Beer
Alien the Rapper
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was there already a breakfast cereal? I don't remember... Hmm... Well, I could certainly go for a bowl right now... later!
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[Jet]

I would buy Alien Drano, I think that is a great idea... so long as the pipe can handle it
Fabrege Alien Eggs? hummm...sounds too good to be true

Alien Deodorant
Alien underwear, like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles undies.


Queen Alien hand and face cream, guaranteed to remove wrinkles and unsightly blemishes


Alien bubble gum
Aliens, Get Lost, crash, visit the island

The Aliens Met the Beverly Hillbillies
Desperate Alien Housewives
or
Aliens meet the Desperate Housewives
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